Where the fuck have YOU been?

It's a good question, in fairness.

Not one directed at you, of course. I'm sure you've spent the last three months frolicking in the sporadic Sun, eating the fruits of nature and bathing in the milk of human kindness. Or avoiding swine flu. That's probably more likely.

No, that question is purely aimed at myself because I've neglected this blog since the end of April. I've sometimes thought about posting... but meh, I've been too knackered. Or I've gone out. Or played Guitar Hero. Or fellated an elephant. Any excuse but to put finger to keyboard and say sum fin.

Is that about to change? Welll... maybe. I can't guarantee there won't be another three month lull but I'll at least try to do one a week. The next question is: do you care? Probably not but just like no-one cares about Big Brother contestants once they leave the house, I shall carry on regardless. Like the film. Only not.

Ta ta.