How to start a blog in a profound and meaningful way...

...I'll be fucked if I have any idea, so I'll start like this.

I've never fully clicked with this blogging lark, I must admit. I dabbled in the days when I wasted endless hours on MySpace - a place I'd now rather eat a razor wire sandwich than frequent - and got a fair whack out of it's blogging application. I remember little about those entries bar them all being, for some reason, named after Lost episodes. I might try that again someday.

Why am I doing this, then? My rational brain says it's to create a little place where I can talk about my virtual scriptwriting endeavours, updates and some such. My ACTUAL brain tells me it'll likely be a place I'll post utter garbage most of you reading won't be interested in and will probably despise me for. Though chances are if you're reading this, you know and despise me anyway, so what have I got to lose?

Will I even use this regularly? I've no idea. Does anyone care? Doubt it. Will I carry on anyway? You betcha. Catch you in British Summer Time...